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Fresh Graduate

2011-07-18T21:58:00.001-07:00

Flipping through the job listing sections, there are hundreds of companies waiting for the right employees. Yet the rates of unemployed graduates are still terrifyingly high: We're talking tens of thousands of jobless graduates. It is an employee's market, but there are no employees. This then, begs the question: Are our graduates unemployed... or just plain unemployable? Put down that PS3, we're about to give you the harsh reality, and boy, it ain't gonna be pretty.

By Pauline Wong

Have you ever insulted the company you were applying for? No? Another fresh graduate did - when he told the interviewer he would like to be CEO of the company as the company is 'nobody' in the market.

Have you ever turned down a well-paying job because you have no transport to get there? No? Well, 82 out of 100 of graduates who were offered jobs by a prominent local company did.

From the lackadaisical attitude of graduates to wanting luxury, comfort and the 'easy life', fresh graduates these days are spoilt for choice in the job market, but are too spoilt to take the job.

Despite the endless number of articles, tips and advice found online or in books on how to have the perfect interview, graduates crash-and-burn in a fiery mess during interviews, or even before the interview.

From being fussy, or to talking about money too soon, employers have seen and heard it all - and they are not too happy with what they've seen.

Fresh Graduates: Unemployed, or Unemployable?

In 2008, a survey showed that as many as 60,000 graduates are currently still unemployed. As of 2009, various news articles put the estimate of unemployed graduates at anywhere between 80,000 and 100,000.

Sarah F. is an employee training consultant and has helped train and place fresh graduates with some of the biggest local companies and multinational companies in Malaysia. Having interviewed thousands of candidates, she is not surprised at the high unemployment rates.

"There is a lot of difference between the Gen Y employees now than employees before," she said. "In the past, the older generation grew up being told that they need to get a job and work their way up, even if they have to take two buses just to get to work every day."

It is now the employees market, she said. "Employers are desperate. It's the truth. Employees can pick and choose the jobs they want."

But now, said Sarah, the Gen Y employee is demanding.

"They want money, they want lots of time to themselves, comfort, and they feel that they have a right to say what they feel and think. They want the easy life, they don't want to work their way up and they are not willing to make sacrifices. I'll explain why I say this: The first: I've had graduates come in and the first thing they ask me is the location of the workplace. They will then ask me if there is transport there (either public or company) and if I say no, then they will not even consider taking the job."

She cites one example of a mass-hire by a very well-known company: This company wanted to hire over 100 fresh graduates, but of the 100 they offered, only 18 accepted the job offer. The rest had turned it down mostly due to transport issues.

"But this company is located in the heart of KL, and they were willing to pay more than RM2,300 for a fresh graduate. I was at a loss for words!"

After we cross the 'hurdle' of transport, she said, the next they ask is whether they will have to stay back after working hours.

"They ask me: Is it 9 to 5? They will tell me that they do not want to stay back and work overtime, and they do not want to work weekends. A large majority of graduates are like that and it worries me. I want to tell them the realities of life, and that nothing ever comes easy."

She has also seen too many fresh graduates who are too laidback, with no sense of urgency.

"In another similar mass-hire, two grads came up to me and asked if they could use the printer in the administration office. The reason? They had not printed out their resumes for an interview that was to take place in about an hour. I was shocked by their lackadaisical attitude - shouldn't you have printed them last night, I asked. They told me that they were too tired, and didn't have time to print it out the day before."

When she asked them to go to the shop nearby, they blankly told her that a 'friend' had said the shop was closed. It turned out that the shop wasn't closed - they just didn't bother to check and was hoping for an easy way out.

"Don't they want a job? Don't they care? What are they still doing sitting around when there is an interview going on?"

The No-Show

In the worst case scenarios, some simply don't show up.

"I once arranged for an interview for a candidate who was very eager for a better job. But on the day of the interview, he simply didn't show up. When I called the next day, he told me he had lost his way to the interview location and decided to just go home."

I was baffled, she said. "I asked him why he didn't just call to say he had lost his way, and he said he was 'scared'. I had no idea what he was scared of."

Similarly, some just don't show up entirely and tell her that their parents had said 'very far away, better work closer to home.'

Worse than not showing up, however, is turning up to the interview like it were an exam.

"A reputable company was looking for fresh graduates, and they interviewed one candidate who kept looking down as she answered the questions. It turned out she had prepared notes and answers to the questions and was looking down at her notepad. This didn't happen to one candidate - it happened with a string of them!"

"Come on, it is not an examination. Just show up, dress appropriately, talk naturally and tell the interviewer your strengths, weaknesses and what you're good at."

Cringe-worthy Interviews

But even with the numerous tips and do's and don'ts one can find on the internet, some candidates do such cringe-worthy things they defy belief.

"A friend of mine, who is in HR, told me that one candidate asked for a higher pay, around RM2,500. She said fine, okay, perhaps you can explain why you need more money?"

One would expect an answer of family financial commitments and such, but this candidate had other excuses.

"He said: "I need a higher pay because I need to go to Starbucks, man! A cup of coffee costs RM12, and I need to go there to hang out with my friends. If I don't get a higher pay I won't be able to go there anymore. I mean, I need to go there at least three times a week." It didn't help that he had actually slouched all through the interview."

Another candidate had impressed his interviewers right up to the moment he insulted them.

"When asked where he saw himself in three years, he confidently said: CEO. The interviewers were taken aback, but well, ambition is good. Until of course, he answered that he wanted to be CEO of their company because their company was 'no good, and is nobody in the market'."

The company in question, said Sarah, is number one in its industry. Luckily for the candidate, the interviewer was gracious enough to tell him never to repeat that again, and that he needed to get his facts straight before saying something like that. Clearly, he did not get the job.

And yet another story: A candidate Sarah interviewed for her own company actually said: "Yes I can work in a team, but if another member of my team is leader instead of me, I will work with him but make sure I pull him down so I may go up."

Communication Breakdown

Another huge, huge problem that needs to be looked into immediately is the command of language, especially English.

"The fact is: Almost all companies want candidates who can speak English well, or at least well enough. Things in our education system should have improved but they seemed to have gotten worse to the point where I wondered how they graduated in the first place."

"Some candidates can barely understand a word of English. Some of them just don't think about the importance of a good command of English until they come out to the working world and see the reality."

This is not reflective of all graduates, of course, stressed Sarah. Many candidates make an effort to improve their English but sometimes it's just too little too late, and she feels sorry for them.

"Resume writing is another hurdle that comes from a poor command of English. I still encounter resumes written in short-forms and leet-speak, like 'u', 'r' and 'ur'. If you think it's just one or two, no, eight out of 10 resumes I get are like that."

That is what's out there in the market now.

"If you ask me, between unemployed or unemployable, I would say that a lot of our graduates are unemployable. And that is the truth."

Rohayah Ahmad, Manager and Hiring Consultant at Jobstreet.com also shared that biggest barrier that graduates falter over is the most basic of all: Communication skills.

"Communicative skills are the main issue, from what we notice of candidates who are not hired. As fresh graduates with no experience, the ability to communicate well and having a good command of English is the determining factor to getting hired," she said. "We do our level best to screen our candidates before short-listing them for interviews (with our clients) but the fact remains that being able to speak and write well in English is only half the battle."

The other half is won by showing up and doing well in the interview.

Making an Impression

Similar to what was shared by Sarah, Rohayah also cites the attitude of candidates as a problem.

"They are demanding, especially about pay, and about work hours. They are fussy about the kind of job scope they will be getting." Many graduates do not carry themselves well. "They sit slouched, they dress badly, they pick up phone calls during an interview and worst of all, some of them even have bad breath!"

Some candidates do not print out hard copies of their resumes, and these things all go to creating an impression to the interviewer. "The way you dress and speak tell the interviewer about you and your personality."

Even something as simple as being asked to sit goes towards giving off the right or wrong impression.

"If your interviewer does not ask you to sit down, don't. Don't just come in and sit down without being invited to. Or ask if you can, if the interviewer forgets. And give a firm handshake. The handshake is more important than you think."

A limp handshake and a slouched demeanour screams sloppy, unorganised or worse, disrespectful.

The Conclusion

It isn't that there are no opportunites out there. It is whether the candidates want to seize them and get the job. So many websites like Jobstreet.com, JobsDB.com or Yahoo! Jobs give useful tips on how to behave during an interview or how to write the correct resume.

And there are positives to the Gen Y employee that all employers are coming around to accept: They are more outspoken, braver, and not afraid to tell you what they want.

So don't let this be the good advice that you didn't take, and learn from the mistakes in this story to snag that job you want.

你那么重

2011-03-06T01:05:00.000-08:00

早应该就此结束就此分手
我已受够了你的肥肉
会不会还有恶梦依然残留
我已坚持了太久
是否你没告诉我还有所保留
网上说你长得像coco
就是你吃得太快撑得太多
难怪你有二百多
你那么重我那么痛
给我再多勇气也没有用
对你再坏对你再好
这一切再也不能阻止我逃
你那么重我那么痛
我的腰围不及你的胳膊
我只要不爽，你就发飙
多少次梦中惊醒泪水狂流
第一次和你见面，我躲得很远
一颗心别说有多激动
幻想着你倩影，你的温柔
不知不觉口水流
你的腰围看不到尽头
更别说你的胸围实在难受
我已呕吐了太久
你那么重我那么瘦
不管怎么反抗也没有用
你铁了心要跟着我
还要我生生死死陪你到老
我那么帅我那么痛
就算马上减肥也没有用
不管怎样，都甩你不掉
你说我长得英俊让你冲动
我再重但我的心很温柔
恨再多也掰不过你那粗的胳膊
我没想到你如此超标
最糟糕的是你还不知道
我为何流泪为何伤悲
你以为你的身材很有味道
你那么重我那么痛
现实虚拟之间把我捉弄
太多时间，如此浪费
这样的虚伪让我白白受罪

Earn money with facebook

2011-01-03T04:47:00.000-08:00

If you haven’t heard of Facebook by now, you must be one of the few people on the planet who hasn’t. It’s one of the biggest social networking sites on the internet, and as such it offers a great way to get in touch with like minded people who have similar interests to you.

But while many social networking sites don’t particularly like blatant advertising on their pages, Facebook doesn’t fall into that group. There are ways and means to do most things online, and with Facebook the answer is in attracting the right kind of people to your profile page.

There is one other main feature that makes Facebook well worth looking at for making money though, and that will be revealed if you read the rest of this entry.

Once you have signed up to Facebook your first step should be to think about how you want to present yourself. I say that because you don’t have to be yourself in order to make money from Facebook. Don’t forget that you want to attract the attention of a specific group of people here, so that you become known as someone who is something of an expert on one particular subject. So choose wisely!

Go for a popular niche that you have an interest in yourself, and develop your persona in that area. If you already have something of a web presence in this area then you’ll find it will help you as more and more people become aware of who you are and what you know about.

Your first port of call, if you have anything second hand to sell which is related to your niche, is the Marketplace. It’s free to place ads in the Marketplace and there is no limit on how many you can place, so if for example you come across a bargain lot of books on your subject on eBay or at a yard sale you can list them all individually on Facebook and sell them on for a profit.

If you have a budget to spend on advertising and you have some external websites you want to promote, you can try out the Social Ads to see what benefits you get from them. It is well worth reading through the relevant help section to see what is involved though, as it is quite in depth.

The main benefit to being a member of Facebook is that you can build and use any number of applications to perform certain tasks on your profile page. Facebook doesn’t frown at users making money from their Facebook page, and indeed many people link in to other websites outside of Facebook itself. People are constantly building new applications and many of them are used by many different users to create pages that appeal to their own particular needs.

This is partly why you will succeed in making more money from Facebook if you brand yourself carefully before you get started on the site. Figure out what it is you want to do and what you want to achieve. If you already have a website up and running then you will be able to link into that, so keep the look and feel of your Facebook page in the same vein as your site.

But while you can link to other sites outside of Facebook, some people also sprinkle some affiliate links on their actual Facebook page itself. For example, some quick research revealed one person who links into a range of ClickBank products on their page and does well from doing so.

So long as you start from a strong position with a particular focus and brand in mind, you can do well by experimenting with all the benefits that Facebook offers. Take time to build up a network of friends and make sure you become known for being an expert in your particular sphere of interest.

DotA篇

2010-09-08T17:20:00.000-07:00

有时候一个 DOTA打了好多年也有好多CW经验的老玩家总是抱怨，自己虽然是很强，但是貌似总是有个瓶颈在那里。到现在这个水平之后总感觉永远没办法提高了。就这里我说下自己的看法，一个人不管做什么事，这事做的怎么样和他花的功夫，精力，天赋等等有关系。但是与此同时和自己的一个性格和心态也有一个必然的关系。试想一下如果你在比赛中顺风顺水的情况下买了一个遗物，然后运送的途中被劫杀了，遗物也没了。那我问你你还能保持一个良好的心态不？你能不发脾气当他没发生不？

打不了逆风局的永远不会是高手！不要一味认为每一盘都是顺风局，这样你不会成长。受到些挫折就放弃，已经没有战胜的心态，这就是你和绝顶高手之间的差距，或者说是你为什么到达不了绝顶高手的原因。或许你会说自己和ZSMJ对线补刀不会输他，自己的CARRY不会比 ZSMJ差。这我都能信，但是我就不信你能有ZSMJ这种心态，这种霸气。就算逆风局多难打也好，ZSMJ还是很努力的去挽回局势，果断做出正确决定。这也正是好多人打不了逆风局的原因。

心态问题很重要。好多人被对手压制了，心里不爽，直接退出游戏。这种玩家，你已经可以衡量他的素质了，在菜市场里混吧。高手永远都在学习，水手永远都在逃避。玩团体游戏，心态很重要。不管自己的队友多菜多腿，尽自己的能力就好，如果自己的队友非常的腿，而还能胜出这盘的话，岂不是比起顺风局来得更光荣吗？有些性格暴躁，喜欢骂人的玩家，你能让人服你吗？拿个例子吧，CH的龙dd，经常对着自己的队友狂喷，结果呢？队友纷纷都离开了他，来的都是新队友，默契又得重新培养，搞到队友都不想和他同队，你寂寞吗？有多少个喷子有好下场的？现在的龙dd也收敛了不少，很少喷人了（知错了）。

玩游戏的心态也反映了你的人格，暴躁不会带你去到胜利，剩下的只有孤单。有多少人可以忍受被喷？喷成这样玩游戏也没意思，倒不如不玩。一般高手都会拿时间来讨论为什么问题会出现，该怎么解决，而不是对自己的队友狂喷。不知自己是否是这样的人，那你摸摸自己良心说说当自己买的小J被队友不小心弄死了，当自己小J里面还有东西被队友拿出去送了，这时你能有一个坦然的心态吗？如果你说有，那么恭喜你你具备了成为绝顶高手的潜质了。不管是游戏也好，创业也好，工作也好，婚姻也好。如果你具备这么一个优秀的心态我相信你做什么都会成功的。

Earn money with clickbank

2010-08-31T18:43:00.000-07:00

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ClickBank is just about the biggest website on the internet today as far as affiliates are concerned. If you want to make money online but you don’t have a product of your own to promote, what better solution could there be than to promote someone else’s in exchange for a slice of the profits?

ClickBank is a no brainer if you want to get started on no cash at all, and you have your choice of products to promote as well. It’s also a great chance to experiment a little and get to know what niches are profitable and which ones have the best products that you make the most sales on.

As far as an introduction to affiliate marketing goes, the best place to head to is definitely ClickBank…

Affiliate accounts are free at ClickBank, and once you have got yours you will need to take a look at the huge number of opportunities you have to promote products – mostly e-books – to your chosen audience.

Now you might be wondering how you can do this without having a website of your own or a blog you are hosting yourself, but all you need to do is get a free web page (or in fact as many as you like) from Squidoo. Check out the separate blog entry on that very subject to see how you can combine the two for maximum benefits.

If you do have a site of your own you can easily promote ClickBank products to your existing audience by searching for items that are likely to appeal to them. Use the search facility on ClickBank to help narrow down the number of products to sort through, and pick an appropriate category as well, to make sure you find the most suitable items.

You will get a dedicated link (called a hoplink) that will ensure you get a portion of the proceeds if someone clicks through to buy a product you have recommended. You can cloak this if you wish for extra security on your part by visiting one of the many free shortened URL sites online today.

The best way to profit from ClickBank is to focus on providing more than just an affiliate link for your customer to click on. The idea is to almost pre-sell the product before they even reach the sales page. You really need to be able to recommend it to them by stirring up some enthusiasm first.

A lot of affiliates get to the stage where they build a free web page (on Squidoo) or even a whole website on a specific subject, and write (or have someone else write) material that the visitors will find useful and interesting. In this way you are building a relationship with your visitors and projecting an image of someone that can be trusted and who knows a bit about what they are saying. It’s ironic really, but if you come across as an affiliate people will assume you are just out to make money and won’t even take a second look at the sales page you are trying to send them to – even if that product is really worth looking at.

Less is more when you are an affiliate trying to make money from ClickBank, and the more you remember that the more sales you are likely to make over time.

The good thing is that no matter how many different products you can promote, all your earnings will go straight into the same account, ready to be paid to you once you hit your payment threshold.

The best way to start with ClickBank is to find your way around the site and get to know how it works. Once you have done that start researching a few choice niches and develop things from there. Slowly but surely you will start to see results.

Earn money with FOREX

2010-08-29T23:00:00.000-07:00

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Whether you’re new to trading or you are what’s considered a “seasoned” trader, there is a lot of money to be made trading Forex markets. Although instantly trading with real money is not for beginners or people that have never traded before, you can quickly learn the ropes with a little help and commitment.

If you are serious about wanting to learn how to profitably trade the Forex markets, check out the Options University Forex Trader Website for a free 14 day trial of their Forex Trading Program.

What is Forex Trading?

Forex trading is the buying and selling of currencies. In much the same way that you’d buy and sell stocks on the stock market, traders exchange currencies they’ve purchased. If you’ve ever traded on the stock market, you should have no problem getting the hang of trading Forex.

The purpose of Forex trading is to exchange a currency that you’ve purchased for another with the hopes that the price of the newly purchased one will go up in value. Whether you’re new to this or consider yourself an old pro, you’ll find it very exciting and a lot of fun. The value of currencies is always quoted in pairs such as USD/JPY or GBD/USD. The reason for this is because you’re always buying one and selling another.

It is recommended, however, that until you get the hang of what you’re doing you should set up a “demo” account where you may be buying and selling currencies but they’re fake. By doing this, you’re learning how it’s done and giving yourself a chance to learn more about it without losing real money.

Signing up for an Account

Signing up for an account is very easy. You can register for one of the training courses on the Forex web site where you can “pretend” trade in a demo atmosphere or you can participate in their workshops where you’ll have real experts teaching you everything you need to know about Forex trading. You’ll also have webinars at your disposal where you can watch demonstrations of Forex trading, take part in discussions with beginners as well as experts in the field. Signing up for an account is not only fun and exciting by the best way to learn the ropes so you’ll soon be ready to begin making money trading Forex.

Getting started is Easy

You’ll find that it’s easier than you thought to get started. Banks and financial institutions have been doing it for years and now with the internet available to everyone, it’s easy for you to make money at home by trading Forex. Because there are so many different theories behind trading Forex, it’s to your advantage to talk with someone that knows what they’re doing and has participated in Forex trading in the past.

If you don’t know anyone with enough experience to help you, consider signing up for some of the online webinars and Forex workshops. They’re very helpful and will take you through any scenario you can imagine and are available to answer any questions you may have. You can continue to be part of a “demo” trading market until you’re ready to strike out on your own with real money. That’s when you’ll see how much money you can truly make trading Forex.

Earn money with Google Adsense

2010-08-29T17:39:00.000-07:00

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If you have a website or a blog, you should definitely sign up for Google Adsense. It’s one of the few programs you can truly ‘set and forget’ – once it’s there you don’t really need to do much else with it.

But there are ways and means to maximize your income from Google Adsense, and as you get to know more about it you can start to generate a decent income from it that will keep rolling in month after month. It’s a true passive income, which is why so many people are using it.

Most people have heard of Google Adsense, but not everyone understands exactly how to use it to its best advantage. So we’ll start with how to use it in its most basic sense and then progress to the more advanced benefits you can get from the program.

Basically if you have a website or blog you can sign up for a free account at Google Adsense and start putting contextual ads on your website. What do I mean by contextual? It means quite simply that the ads which appear on your site will be relevant to your content. So let’s say for example that your website is about tropical fish. The Google ads will then be related to tropical fish in some way. And because of the information that you give to Google, they will also display adverts that are relevant to your area. So if you are based in the UK the ads that appear will be relevant to UK buyers; if your site or business is based in Australia the ads will appeal to Australian buyers.

All of this is carefully worked out for you in order to attract the maximum click through possible for your website and your ads. Every time someone clicks on an ad you will get a few cents into your Adsense account, so it makes sense that the more attractive and relevant your ads are to your visitors, the more money you will make.

Let’s have a look at the appearance of your ads now, since this can affect the amount of click throughs you get. You can choose the color and borders of your ads to fit right in with the color scheme on your site if you wish, but it’s worth experimenting with having no borders at all around your adverts since this makes them blend in with your content more seamlessly and may encourage more click throughs in a subtle but effective manner.

However well you integrate Google Adsense into your current blog or website though, there is obviously a limit to the amount of money you can make from one site. If you get thousands of people visiting your site every day then you can expect to get a good income from it but many people don’t get this number of visitors and that’s where you need a separate strategy to try and up your numbers.

In this case you can go to the advanced level of Adsense income and think about starting several sites, all based around a different yet popular subject. You should think of these essentially as being content sites, since they are often chock full of articles and useful content which is carefully keyworded to attract plenty of search engine traffic on that particular subject. The Adsense ads are then placed in the optimum positions to achieve the best click through (the Adsense pages will give you ideas on where to position them but it’s worth experimenting to see what works best for you), and the site goes live for people to find and read through.

You can also insert affiliate links for products into these sites in order to gain even more income if you wish, but they are often known as Adsense sites simply because they are set up to attract visitors and click throughs on a specific subject.

Some people end up with dozens of sites like this, and the beauty of them is that once they are built and you have bought your domain name and hosting plan you don’t really need to do too much with them except for promote them. Updating them fairly regularly is good if you want to get to a higher position in the search engine results though, which will gain you more visitors as a result.

You can also keep your site updated more regularly (and encourage repeat visitors) by inserting RSS feeds of news stories related to the subject of your website. Anything that will get people returning to read more – and possibly click on more ads as a result – is worth a try.

One final note here – choose the subjects of your Adsense sites wisely. It’s tempting to go for whatever is in the news at the moment, but once the stories die down so will your traffic. You want something that people will always want to know about – saving money, getting a better job, earning more, and various other more personal subjects such as skin care and successful dating for example. There are plenty of options to choose from; you just need to get your thinking cap on to find them.

In short the best place to start making money from Google Adsense is to integrate it into your existing website or blog. As you gain experience and discover the best ways to use it you can start thinking about adding extra sites into the mix. You might end up being an Adsense guru and raking in plenty of money for very little work indeed. That’s the best thing about it – the ‘set and forget’ benefit that keeps on working even when you’re not.

Earn money by blogging

2010-08-25T00:03:00.000-07:00

Set up a blog to earn money online!!

There are several ways to set up a blog online. You could use Wordpress, Blogger, or another free site that hosts your blog for you; or alternatively you can set up your own blog under your own domain name.

If you want to make serious money from blogging, you must have complete control over your blog – and that’s something the free blogging accounts won’t give you. You’ll be bound by their terms and conditions and that usually includes not being able to actively promote anything. There are plenty of people who have established a blog only to have it removed without notice some weeks or months later.

Once you’re ready to set your blog up you’ll need to choose a good theme and layout for it. You might find one that relates to your choice of subject (more on that in a moment) or else there might be one you just like the look of. But there are thousands of templates available for you to use – a simple search on Google will reveal the ones that will be best suited to your topic.

But perhaps the most important question is what you are going to blog about. The whole world is your oyster here – some people blog about their lives in general; some blog about their jobs; some blog about their hobbies; some tell the world about their kids and what it’s like to be a parent, and still others blog about the weird world of celebrities. But whatever you choose to blog about it needs to be something you are passionate about. Don’t forget, you are going to be writing about this topic several times a week, and if you don’t have the enthusiasm for it, that will show in your posts – and no one else will have the enthusiasm to read them.

Okay – so you’ve got your subject. Now you have to start writing your blog posts. If you take a look at just a few of the blogs already online, you’ll notice that the length of the posts varies a lot. Some people only write a paragraph or two each time, but you’ll get better results if you go for something a little longer than this. Around 400 to 500 words makes for a good post with a lot of information in it; some people write hugely long posts that are thousands of words long and could be called an e-book by another name.

But you can also take the format of this blog, by posting a short blog entry which leads into a longer article. This has the benefit of highlighting a lot of blog posts on the home page of the site, and people can then click through and read the ones they like the most.

You should remember however that there are no real rules when it comes to blogging. Over time you will naturally find what works for you, and your blog will settle down into a nice pattern that both you and your readers will enjoy. You’ll find your character and personality will start to come through in your writing too; don’t fight against this as it is one of the hallmarks of blogging. It is, after all, a personal account of an individual’s life and experiences, so show people what you’re made of! You’ll get a more loyal – and bigger – audience like this.

So you’ve got your blog up and running and you’re posting to it on a regular basis. The next step is to get it in front of as many interested eyeballs as possible.

One great way to do this is to submit it to as many of the social bookmarking sites as possible. You can also join social networking sites and build a profile which contains a link to your blog. Other no cost ways to generate traffic include writing free articles for article directories with a link to your blog at the end, and creating signatures at the end of any posts you make to internet forums, and also in all the emails you send out. When you really start thinking about it, you don’t actually need to spend anything to generate plenty of traffic.

All we need to do now is monetize the blog itself. You’ll want to generate some money from all the visitors you’ll start getting, and there are plenty of ways to do this easily. Google Adsense is probably the most well known method – you can join the program for free and display contextual ads that your visitors will be interested in to maximize your click through rate.

There are also a handful of websites which give you the opportunity to get paid for each blog post you make on a specific subject. Pay Per Post and Review Me are two such examples, and they will pay you a certain amount of money to review a product or website for the owner. In a similar vein you can also review and recommend other people’s products through affiliate links inserted into your blog posts, and earn money on commissions earned through any purchases people make.

And once you’re more established you can offer ad space on your blog too, and charge a fee for both classified and display ads if you wish. What could be better than setting your own price?

But there is one final step you can take with your blog if you enjoy a change of scene every now and again. You can sell your blog! Once it is established and has plenty of revenue and traffic, you can usually sell it for few times its monthly revenue.

Enjoy~ ^^

I am crazy now~

2010-08-24T23:21:00.001-07:00

twine tastes so good cats ask for it by name

偶也被点名啦 ~

2010-08-04T19:34:00.000-07:00

♥ 规则：

♥ 一, 被点者请在自己的网志上打上答案

♥ 二, 请传给另外十个人

♥ 三, 传阅人请在十位被点的人的留言板上通知他, 他被点咯!

♥ 四, 这当中的十位不得拒绝

♥ 五, 被点者请注明被谁点了在哪里接到再传给下十位

♥ 六, 这些被点名者, 你们被点会祝福

♥ 七, 不可回点哦, 并且愿望会实现和得到幸福

**这些规则我都犯了，哈哈

♥ 坐上幸福热气球，开始咯 ♥

幸福热气球：第一阶段

1. 绰号：Terry Tan, Ah bi, byson, 菜鸟...

2. 星座：天蝎座

3. 生日：15/11/1988

4. 兴趣：旅游、逛街、购物、玩电脑、睡觉、吃东西

5. 血型：不知道

6. 最宝贵的东西: 快乐的人生

幸福热气球：第二阶段

1. 有喜欢的人吗: 有

2. 有交往吗：有

3. 幸福吗：ABSOLUTELY

4. 他很爱你吗：是的,虽然她常常欺负我...

5. 如果你有勇气最想做什么：尝试之前没有勇气做的东西

幸福热气球：第三阶段

1. 你被谁点: Celeste

2. 他是你的谁：老婆 ~

3. 他的个性是：调皮（坏蛋），可爱 ~

4. 他长得怎样：长发的，眼睛大大的，爱笑的，一级棒美女 ~

5. 跟他认识多久：两年多了~

6. 你想跟他说什么：老婆, 我爱你！！！ =)

7. 如果他变成你的情人：不好意思，已经是我的老婆了

幸福热气球：第四阶段

1. 最爱的音乐：情歌吧，好听的都听

2. 最爱的季节：春天，因为又到新年了

3. 最爱的卡通：当然是咸蛋超人啦，为了仰慕他，都常常吃咸蛋的

4. 最爱的颜色：白色和红色

5. 最想去的国家：美国

6. 最爱的水果：榴莲~

7. 最爱的人：我的家人（老婆也是我的家人 ^^）

幸福热气球：第五阶段

1. 你很爱哭吗：不爱，不过看到感动的戏会流泪

2. 你很爱笑吗：爱，因为喜欢乱讲笑话，哈哈哈！

3. 你是很有信心的人吗：某些方面吧，不是每件事情都很有信心~

4. 你想要怎样的生活：自由的生活，高尚的生活~

5. 你喜欢自己吗：绝对，上天对我真不错~

6. 你喜欢睡觉吗：蛮喜欢的，睡觉对身体好

7. 你喜欢唱歌吗：喜欢~ 有时会乱乱哼歌

幸福热气球：第六阶段

开始点名：

这有点难，所以不点了~哈哈

疯子故事3

2010-07-15T20:18:00.000-07:00

最近挺无聊的每天都是工做时间
都没什么时间去做自己的东西
我每天都需要去facebook检查的
有时候还要去到youtube看看视频
去dota网站看看最新消息
去论坛跟人聊聊天，做做IQ题
还真的够忙的~
最近买了一部相机
虽然很穷，不过还是买了
因为这已经是必需品了嘛
我很喜欢里面的功能
让我来描述一下
通常相机可以zoom到10X
我的可以zoom到一百万X
之前拿来玩玩的时候
我只是不小心zoom了一下
就看到周节伦在挖鼻屎
好想拍下来不过我觉得这样做不好
所以到最后没拍了
相机里有一个模式，是灯光模式
我选了LASER模式，结果射出一道强烈LASER LIGHT
直接把我前面的那道墙划成一半，而且还不小心射到飞机
飞机被射到时，完全没有机会再飞行，直接爆掉
结果就造成飞机失事了，真不好意思~
第二种灯光模式是flash,我以为只是普通的flash
所以就试一试了，不过又发现可以调强度，我调到最高
轻轻按了按钮，光是闪了一下，不过光线太强了
导致一公里内面对我照相的方向的人，眼睛当场瞎了
在一公里以外的，可以看到天空闪了一下，好像打雷似的
第三种灯光模式，是发出紫外线
紫外线的威力非常强大，只要对着目标照一下
紫外线直接渗透皮肤，射进骨里，当场腐烂而死
这种威力果然非常强大..
到了第四种灯光模式,是发出一种灯光,来呈现超强功能
那种灯光我也不知道讲什么名字不过功能我就知道
拍了之后,被拍到的人当常会疯掉,而且还会自己搭车到疯人院
可说是终极武器
好,介绍完灯光模式,现在说说相机的镜头功能
镜头功能里有很多是属于攻击性的比如狙击手
之前说了这相机可以zoom到一百万x
当你瞄准了目标,设定狙击手模式,按拍照一下,那个人的下场你也明白了
当场都变成汉堡包了,真杯具~
如果你不喜欢狙击手模式,还有另外的模式,其中一个就是Rambo模式
这个模式一旦被启动,就会变成一只机关枪,那为什么叫Rambo模式呢?
重点来了,就是子弹永远用不完,任你扫射~
还有其他的模式就不说了,因为都太暴力了,甚至可以控制原子弹
这些功能都太疯了,简直就是天下第一武器
还有一些是比较实用的功能就是当我们拍照的时候
我们可以从拍照中的物体,把东西变出来,这绝对超强
肚子饿时,去拍一拍食物的照片,就可以把食物变出来了~
相机上有一些奇怪的按钮,我好奇之下按了,结果变出一辆坦克车
无坚不摧就算有什么东西挡在前面,一炮就直接爆掉
如果不要那么暴力的,可以变出一辆普通的车
到处去走非常的享受呢~
回到正题吧,刚刚说的统统是废话
买了相机却是真的
不过也只是普通的相机
功能也不错如果不要太挑剔
下次可以乱乱拍照了,哈哈
故事完毕~

疯子故事2

2010-07-05T21:07:00.000-07:00

今天是新的一天
七月六号
我工作的时间也就这样过了两个月
虽然没什么作为
不过也学了很多东西
但觉得每天都要早醒
这是一件很郁闷的事情
不过也算了
反正五个月就过了
来说说我昨天遇到的事情吧
在线上游戏
遇到了一些人
说有马来人在游戏就不玩
我平生最恨两种人！
一种是有种族歧视的人
还有一种就是黑人。。
过后都没心情玩了
就出去走走好了
在路上
看到一位老板
叫他的员工把海报都贴上墙
结果他的员工直接去动物园
硬硬拖了几只海豹
还要把这些海豹贴在墙上
过后这员工都被拖去疯人院当院长了
真是悲剧
过后又在路上
遇到了一只鹿
它说它迷路了
我说那你去警察局问路好了
它说没关系，迷路是它的天性
我说为什么呢
它说因为它是麋鹿，所以一定要迷路
我当场把它的头塞进隔壁老伯的屁股里
那个鹿还说，"这里好暗呢，都没有开灯的。。"
老伯看着我说，"我里面真的没装灯.."
我直接跟他说，"没装灯也敢上街吗?"
老伯说,"那我现在去装好了.."
老伯过后还跟我说现在的年轻人
有好多都是疯子
尤其是二十四岁的
我说老伯你从哪里知道的
他说,"你没听说二十四孝吗?"
二十四了都会孝(siao)的
我干!
遇到两个神经病的
还好我还是很理智的
说完就走
过后
又有一疯子走过来
说他知道没有人可以看到上帝的鸡鸡
我问他为什么他知道
他说,因为天机不可泄漏 (天鸡)
我一巴掌跟他扫过去
之后就走了
过了不久,看见一位大学的教授
我想见识那间大学不过不懂路
我就问他,怎样才能去大学
他说,"只有用功读书,才能去到大学"
我从背后拉出一把锤子,兜口兜面的捶过去
他才愿意说是怎么走
不过我觉得太远了,扫把又忘记带
所以没去了
还是回去超市买点东西吧
我在冷冻区看到整堆香肠摆在那边
其中一条香肠抖了一下,说:"哇!我快冷死了"
另外一条香肠说:"咦?你不是香肠吗?怎么会讲话!"
这些白痴情节我遇多了
上次也是这样
我看到两个番茄
第一个番茄问第二个番茄,"我们要去那里?"
第一个番茄没回答
第二个番茄又问"我们现在要去那里?"
第一个番茄也没回答
第二个番茄又问"我们现在到底要去那里啦?"
第一个番茄转过头对另一个番茄说：我们不是番茄来的吗？为什么我们会说话的？"
囧囧囧
过后要回家时
看到有人在烤鸡
这时有一只狗在旁边等候
这时那个人就说,你敢对这只鸡干什么,我就在你身上干什么
过后那只狗就走过去舔鸡屁股一下,又望回那个人
那个人呆了,也没勇气舔狗的屁股,就把鸡送给狗了
>.<
过后又一人问我说为什么猪不能飞
我说这我哪懂
他说:"猪当然不会飞啦,不然哪有飞机?"
我真想带他进警察局来执行满清十大酷刑
他还说哪里有烟花之地,他要买烟花
如果有烟花,我一定塞进他屁股里..
故事完毕~

疯子故事

2010-06-21T01:58:00.000-07:00

有一天，我走在路上，看到一位中学朋友
本来想走过去跟他打个招呼，怎么知道，
正当我正要走过去时，发现他正在挖鼻子
过后我久等他挖完了才过去~ 过了不久，
他从鼻子里挖出一粒篮球，这时我简直呆了
直接拍手叫好，结果这样被他发现了我的存在..
还问我要不要一起去打篮球，真黏线~
我跟他说不用了，我还赶着回家，过后他从背后，
拖出一只公鹿..我问他，这是干嘛的？他说
使用高速公鹿比较快，这只鹿是高速的~干!
高速公路都变成这样,真是遇到疯子了..
我二话不说,马上拉出我的扫把,就这样飞走了..
过后我停在seven-eleven 那边买东西,在进去之前,
我看到很多动物被打出店外,唯独一只羊还在店内
我感到很好奇,就过去问问是怎么回事
店员向我说,因为seven-eleven 是二十四小时不打烊
所以不能打羊,我顿时觉得好囧
然而过后,我发现了那个店员的头发,真像风筝
我就向他说,结果他说:"你什么都不要说了",直接冲出店
一边哭一边跑,过后他就飞起来了...
都跟他说像风筝了,又不信,现在都不知道怎么下来了..
我也不理了,就跑到超级市场里买东西
过后,我在冷冻区发现有香肠在说话,就去看看了
原来香肠在跟他旁边那根说话~
他说:"我觉得这里好冷哦,你是不是很冷呢?你全身都结冰了"
他旁边的回他说:"不好意思,我是冰棒..." 我囧爆了
我买了些食物,准备回家时,看到一个家庭买了一个蛋糕
家庭有爸爸,妈妈,和五个孩子~
这个时候,妈妈想考爸爸,说:"你只能用三刀,把蛋糕公平地分给孩子"
爸爸这时灵机一动,直接从自己的屁股中拉出一把刀
先用一刀把其中一个孩子给砍死,过后剩下两刀把蛋糕切成四分
非常公平的分给孩子.. 妈妈说:"天下智者,莫过于我丈夫"...
我看了,觉得那位爸爸怎么那么聪明呢,细问之下
原来他每天都服用余人生白凤丸,真是高招高招!
想着想着,我转过头想问他在那里买的时候
才发现那一家人越变越小,这真是太神奇了!
不过经过一番研究,才发现是他们越走越远...
之后我就走出超级市场,准备回家了
我路过一个警察局,发现里面很吵,就走进去看看
原来是警察逮捕到一位女吸毒犯,手上还有刻上字
警察说:"这是不是你男朋友?一定也是毒犯,他叫小良是不是?是不是?"
女毒犯说:"你这死白痴,这是"恨"字啦!"
我再也看不下去了，我国警察都超屌的，过后我就走了..
坐着我的扫把飞着飞着，竟然遇到了唐三藏和他的徒弟
他们那时正在谈话，说什么方法到西天取经比较快
悟空说:"飞机是最快的"
八戒说:"火箭更快!"
沙僧拿出一支枪,说:"听说这玩艺儿能立刻送人上西天..." 囧囧囧
我告别了他们之后，感觉有点渴，就去StarBuck 咖啡店去了
我买了一杯小杯的，过后念一念大悲咒，结果就变大杯了~
喝完之后我就回家了~
故事完毕...

我跌倒了

2010-03-05T07:29:00.000-08:00

我跌倒了...

想不到这样也会跌倒...

因为我自己也想不到这样也会跌倒...

可能是我之前没这样跌倒过...

所以这次跌倒了...

为什么我这么容易跌倒的

是我自己太不稳定了吗

也难怪我会跌倒啦

不能怪绊脚石

如果我够稳的话

它也绊不倒我

只能怪自己不稳啦

自己想着说

一定要学会

把自己站的稳稳

就不会再跌倒了

没有跌倒，就不会受伤了

就这样决定

一定要学会稳定...

黑猫变变变

2010-02-28T01:32:00.000-08:00

在傳統童話中，巫婆的身邊總有一隻黑貓。「巫婆溫妮」的故事也是這麼開始的。

巫婆溫妮住在森林中的一棟黑房子裡。這棟房子，不但外表看起來黑黑的，裡面也是黑黑的。為了顯示裡面到底有多黑，這本圖畫書一開始就用了跨頁來交代巫婆溫妮的黑房子，使讀者一目了然她的客廳、餐廳、廚房、浴室，乃至所有家具，全都是灰灰黑黑的。

溫妮有一隻黑貓，叫韋伯。韋伯如果睜著眼睛，一切都沒問題，溫妮會看見牠綠綠的眼睛；可是如果韋伯閉著眼睛在打盹兒就糟了，溫妮不是被牠絆得四腳朝天，就是一屁股坐在牠身上。有一次，溫妮又因在黑房子看不見黑貓，而從很高的樓梯上咕咚咕咚滾下來。溫妮氣壞了，她決定要做點改變，於是拿起魔棒，把韋伯變成了一隻鮮綠的貓。

現在沒問題，韋伯不管在黑房子的那個角落，溫妮都可以很輕易的看見牠，直到有一天，韋伯跑到屋外的草地去玩，問題又來了；一隻綠色的貓在綠色的草叢裡，即使睜著綠色的眼睛，溫妮還是很難發現牠。

溫妮再度揮舞魔棒，這一回，她把韋伯變成了一隻五彩貓！牠有紅色的腦袋、黃色的身體、粉紅色的尾把、藍色的鬍鬚、還有四隻紫色的腳。溫妮的苦惱似乎徹底解決了，現在不管韋伯是在屋裡或屋外，躺在地毯上或草地上，她都能一眼看見牠。

可是韋伯的苦惱卻在這時達到了頂點。早先在溫妮把牠變成一隻綠貓的時候，牠就不太高興，因為牠喪失了一些「權利」（譬如以前可以偷偷跑到溫妮床上賴著，反正溫妮也不容易發現）現在可好了，溫妮居然把牠變成了一隻荒謬可笑的五彩貓，連小鳥都譏笑牠。為了表示抗議，傷心的韋伯在樹上待了一整個晚上不肯下來。

第二天早上，韋伯還是待在樹上。溫妮愈來愈擔心了。她很愛韋伯，不想見牠如此悲傷，所以，她又有點子了。這真是個好點子。她把韋伯變回黑貓，而把大黑房子變成了一幢有色彩、有陽光的房子。這麼一來，「黑貓」再也不會造成任何困擾。

這本圖畫書提供了一個創意：對於外來的挑戰，或看似難以解決的困擾，最好的對策往往不是改變對方，而是改變自己。

2010年属蛇的运程

2010-02-18T19:56:00.001-08:00

肖蛇运程

1941、1953 、1965、1977、1989、2001年。

2010年属蛇人逢2010年虎年运程
：其年多有波澜起伏，经营筹谋、远走他乡，劳苦奔波，虽有旺盛财禄却辛苦。宜以静制动、以逸待劳；可投资生意，多方发展。

流年的「小耗」星，乃代表消费的耗财，而不是损失的破财，而且消费的耗财是可以用意志控制欲念，从而减轻它的伤害程度的。农历正月、六月是你消费意欲最强的月份，且看你能否以自己的意志控制你的购物欲吧！

爱情方面：
今年的爱情路上跟去年一样平静中见危机，归根究底，都是你的个性和脾气作祟。已婚的蛇人，与配偶常常发生争执，偶然甚至出现冷战情况，加上你不爱沟通的性格，令问题更无从解决。蜜运中的男女，在面对爱侣时，你总是爱理不理，事事都显得懒洋洋，对方误以为你根本无心维系这段关系，慢慢也变得心灰意冷。单身的朋友，今年有机会遇到心仪的异性，但你可能诚惶诚恐，无胆入情关，让大好机会白白溜走；否则都是雾水情缘，昙花一现。
虽然流年中，你的事业上出现了众多不利因素，但如果你做事有计划，有目标，尤其在事业方面，做好抉择后，你就会一心一意、勇往直前，而这种不屈不挠的上进心，配合「」贵人的扶持，正好助你大大抵销了今年的厄运蹇途。

运势
肖蛇人今年逢岁破星，做事不顺，大耗星又主破财，谋求不利，事业难有更进一步的发展。今年破财年，财禄方面恐怕大耗财源，也须注意牢狱之灾，及眼病之苦，小心谨慎自可无虞。

财运
今年破财损利之年，凡事宜静宜守，动作损财失利，作事要小心谨慎，洁身自爱，可安奉北斗元君，千手觀音，以保佑平安。

增财运方法
在办公室或房间的西北面放水晶或白色物品或佩带财符。

感情
至于肖蛇女性今年欄桃花太旺，应该好好用心去选择物件，单身未婚的朋友，恋爱机会更是多多，要注意容易陷入別人的婚姻！
至于肖蛇男性今年桃花不旺，异性缘差！未婚者今年的姻缘机会也不多，有对象的朋友，宜小心呵护培育感情！

增爱情运方法
女性可佩带黑色，隨身帶正桃花符避免欄桃花汎濫，男可佩带白色、圆形饰物。或可佩带桃花符!
凡事宜小心谨慎，凡事速战速决，见好就收。

一月份：晦气之令，损财伤身，贏錢上身，輸錢也一樣傷身，事事难成，徒劳无功，损财失利，要積極穩定工作。
二月份：正财登令，得意之时，但有小人，凡事三思而行，合作须防失财。官印相生，任职求官大利，小耗入令，财运欠佳。
三月份：财运转佳，吉凶参半。凡事要忍让，守信用，不可妄为。求官不利，办事多阻，营谋交易则有利，谈婚论嫁也相宜。
四月份：求官不利，办事多阻，营谋交易则有利，谈婚论嫁也相宜。
五月份：营谋求财，一切如意，劫财有耗，要从容踏实，不可浮华。
六月份：食神主事，财喜均佳，宜适时进取，事事顺遂，名利双收。
七月份：正财登令，得意之时，但有小人，凡事三思而行，合作须防失财。
八月份：财运大利，事业有发展，财源滚滚，财喜双收。
九月份：财运转利，做事须忍耐，刑克亲属，须防疾病及失财。
十月份：喜怒无常，变化多端，作事难成，交友小心，防破财、官非、疾病。
十一月：求官不利，办事多阻，营谋交易则有利，谈婚论嫁也相宜。
十二月：万事大吉，财运也利，机会也多，事业、工作可望有新进展。

2010年属龙的运程

2010-02-18T19:45:00.000-08:00

肖龙运程

1940、1952、1964、1976、1988、2000

2010年属龙人逢2010年虎年运程

虎年屬於屬龍的朋友算是大起大落的一年，龍虎爭鬥，紛爭不休，就算置身事外，也難免因其口舌，譭謗，誤解的一年，屬龍的人今年多有波澜起伏，经营缺乏筹谋、需要远走他乡，劳苦奔波，虽有旺盛财禄却辛苦。宜以静制动、以逸待劳；可投资生意，多方发展。可以考慮聘請企業顧問，有經驗的管理層來協助發展過程刪除障礙。

属龙的朋友會在2009年的六月份就會開始面臨遇到諸多不顺，虽然有些小凶星滋扰运程，但是如果得到大贵人星的助力，能够安然度过了牛年，虎年如果能夠順利發展，未來更有不错的发展。必須要把握好你人生最大的一次機會，別讓機會錯過，留下遺憾。

踏入虎年，见众多凶星缠扰，包括「五鬼」、「官符」、「飞符」和「黄旛」等，运程难免反复多变，做事不可掉以轻心。

爱情方面：
今年的爱情运恐怕会比去年较逊色，原因是你被众凶星围困，令你失魂落魄，，加上一颗「华盖」星，则龙人今年更显孤独。

「华盖」既主才华，也主孤独，代表今年你的感情路上，大多是一个人在途上。长者朋友，今年老伴身体欠安，常常需要进医院检查身体和治理疾病，令你孤独在家，无人相伴。已婚的朋友，今年你的配偶如果常常要奔走远方，为事业而努力，与你聚少离多，双方都要孤枕独眠。都需要理解與體諒。
正在蜜运中的男士，很多时候会固执己见，以致双方常常发生争执，陷入冷战。仍是单身的龙人，真命天子仍未出现，爱情仍然交白卷。女性要注意避免陷入別人的三角關係，今天欄桃花汎濫需要特別關注與避免無知陷入。

事业
肖龙的朋友今年在事业上机遇良好，会有更进一步发展，事业昌盛。打工一族今年在工作上将容易有晋升机会，名利双收，应以和为贵，切忌得意忘形。可佩戴北斗符，玄武天符，加強貴人運，加強人際關係，更要加強人緣，戀愛必須要多關心戀人，否則會因一小事而閙分手。

一月份：运程平顺，压力大，凡事要计画周详，切忌鲁莽从事，作事需有耐性。桃花大旺，未婚男女，均有婚姻之喜，但须注意身体健康。
二月份：渐有好转，谋事顺利，但事多阻隔，要坚持方能得胜成功。诸事顺利，要财得财，要喜得喜，财丁贵喜均有求必应。
三月份：喜气降临，桃花大旺，谈婚论嫁，正是其时，财喜双收。
四月份：办事多阻，居安思危，凡谋难遂，小心谨慎，破财消灾。
五月份：运程安泰，营谋办事，须平实渐进，必可成功。
六月份：运程未佳，恐有小耗，但有贵人，大利求官任职，名利财不利。
七月份：大有良机，进展顺利，名利双收，财源广进，事事顺利。
八月份：桃花大旺，未婚男女，均有婚姻之喜，但须注意身体健康。
九月份：运程逆转，平地起风波，有变动的大利，没变的小心失利损财。
十月份：财运大利，但太岁入月，旺极而衰，见好就收，财喜双佳。
十一月：诸事顺利，要财得财，要喜得喜，财丁贵喜均有求必应。
十二月：虽有财利，但有财被劫夺之象，切戒酒色，好自为之。

同手同脚

2010-01-23T07:24:00.000-08:00

听了一首歌，叫同手同脚，觉得有种非常感触的感觉

这是温岚的歌，也是写给弟弟的歌，不过我想改一改歌词，送给我最爱的老婆~

还记得脑里回忆

我还不认识可爱的你

在人群里看见你站在一旁嘴里笑的好甜蜜

有时候你会难过

我总有办法逗你开心

依然清晰回忆里我们那些充满甜蜜的光阴

我们的想法常会相遇在同个世界里

也是存在在这个世界唯一的唯一

未来的每一步一脚印

拉着彼此一起前进

路上偶尔风吹雨淋

也要握紧你的手心

未来的每一步一脚印

都要和你一起前进

别忘记彼此的约定

我会永远在你身边陪着你

现在我唱的这首歌曲

给我最亲爱的Honey

在我未来生命之旅

要和你同手同脚同走下去..

有时候你会难过，不过我会一直在你身旁支持你~
有时候你会任性，不过你总会让我哭笑不得~
有时候你会说我笨笨，不过我却感受到我们的甜蜜~
有时候只是短时间看不到你，不过我却非常的想念你~
我爱你哦Honey~ 要和你一辈子同手同脚走下去.. ^^v

牛年底衰事+蜜糖的约定+Dota仆街

2010-01-20T20:53:00.000-08:00

牛年快要完了，多几个星期就迈向虎年了咯

不过在牛年的年底，我发觉我的运势不是很好

跟老师一起打Dota, 尽了力去拼，不过还是输了

不过老师说在homework给我extra marks，也不错的嘛，哈哈

过后也发现，我队第一盘的opponent,竟然拿到第二名

未免太衰了吧，第一场就碰到那第二名的队

至少也要给我赢一盘吧，过一过瘾~

之后，就连走路，也会弄到脚受伤..

不是跌倒，而是走路走到一半踏到石头，还流血了

真是what the hell..

走走路，偶尔也会不小心撞到人

看来牛年年底，我真是犯小人咯..

还好我还有我的蜜糖陪我，让我从失落的心情，返回了甜蜜的心情..

有了她的支持，没有什么事情值得我去烦的..

失落的时候，她还会哄我呢，一起玩"一朵花"..

现在还有"半朵花"，"一步一脚印"，"蹦跳手牵手"等等..

还真的好玩呢，不高兴的事情也统统忘了..

希望能和你一起过一辈子的生活，相伴每一天~ ^3^ ^8^

对了，我们要一起去拜拜的，洗洗衰运，"小人"远离我们，哈哈!

不过牛年也快完了，迈向新的一年~

看看运程，虎年对我好像也不是很好呢..

真的要多拜拜神了，保佑保佑一下~

情人节在正月初一呢，应该不能和蜜糖一起庆祝了，不过阿比会提早庆祝或者延迟咯

延迟也不错嘛，情人节我们一起吃柑，哈哈！（不要咬我..我知错了..>.<)

我们的约定，要一起过一辈子的情人节哦~ *momo* ^^

视死如归

2010-01-15T18:13:00.000-08:00

今天下午，即将在LAB里面堂堂正正的玩一场DOTA

是Dota Tornament

好多好强的对手

有24队呢，哈哈

这个比赛是我们第二年的ComputerScience学生主办的

本来根本没想过要参加这个比赛

人算不如天算

我的Networking教授竟然说他要玩

还强逼Commitee帮他找几个人一起参加

那几个人根本就是陪葬品

其中一个就是我

昨天跟教授玩了几盘

能形容的只有一个字

疯

要用四个字的话

谁与争“疯”

不过有时候他还是会使用ulti的

甚至有人说“好准啊”

哈哈，还真搞笑

他还说他只会用一只Hero而已

如果用其它的话

他说

死定

Feed定

die定

我顿时觉得好囧

这次我们玩的是CM mode

如果老师的Hero被ban的话

那不就是GG了吗？

那我们也就是去送死了

不过看得出他是想赢这场比赛给孩子看

证明给孩子看

他不只是能玩Dota

他还能Feed （free delivery）

说爽的啦希望他不会看到 ^^

不过他有一定的基础，不会连招都不会用

希望等下能够好好的玩一场咯

赢的机会好渺小

不过

Try my best ^^v

赢了比赛，我相信

我的Assignment一定是A++ 了啦 XD

Langkawi Trip (part 2)

2010-01-15T03:16:00.000-08:00

◆〓第二天〓◆

隔天一大早就起床准备了，因为约好九点就要去island hopping啊~很期待噢﹌▼
约好的agent在比预定时间迟到大约半小时后到达，坐上了他们准备的van后，司机就好像在表演飘移还是肚子不舒服找厕所的速度把车开到了海边了！
我们自己租了一艘快艇噢~在上快艇前有人帮我们拍了几张照片噢~当时都还不懂她要拍来干嘛叻，嘻嘻！

Island hopping我们选了三个岛屿~ 就是孕妇岛，beras basah island和另外一个是eagle feeding的咯﹋●
第一个到达的地点就是孕妇岛咯~ 一下船就看到一大堆的猴子了哦！他们都在吃着游客给他们的twistie，还是第一次看到猴子吃着twistie呢~ 还记得我们还开玩笑说改次twistie可以找猴子当他们的代言人了，嘻嘻！爬了大约半小时的山后，就到了湖边~ 由于是假期的缘故，还蛮多人的~ 风景还蛮美滴~ 对面的树林绿油油的，湖水清澈，大自然的颜色果然还是最美滴。。不过因为那边是露天的关系，还真的是暴晒的叻！当时还猛擦防晒油，哈哈！坐在甲板上，脚浸在湖水里，左边坐着Dear，右边坐着ah bi，我们一起撑伞，一起聊天，一起拍照，真的很开心。。这样已经很满足了。。在这里Dada也发现了两位美女哦~想要认识却不够勇敢的他，在sook wai的陪同下，和两位台湾美女拍了照片了！他朝开心的叻，嘻嘻！

第二站就是eagle feeding咯~ 还蛮无聊的。。快艇就只是停在海上，让我们拍拍照，看看在空中飞翔的老鹰罢了。。我们feed 都没feed到，还说是eagle feeding？应该是eagle watching才对吧？哈哈！好笑﹌★

最后一站就是pasir basah island咯~ 三个地点当中，我个人最喜欢的应该是pasir basah island吧~沙滩很漂亮~ 虽然我们只是在沙滩上吃着mamee喝着矿泉水，感觉也很棒哦！在这里，我们也拍了很多照片，带着墨镜一起拍照，对着Dada可以反射的墨镜拍照，ss 了起来！嘻嘻！很有缘的，我们又遇到了之前的两位台湾美女噢！这是她们俩都换上了bikini，很性感噢~无庸置疑的，Dada又疯狂了起来，哈哈！最后当然也和她们俩合照了，嘻嘻！兴奋的他还说，此行无憾了，哈哈！
回到岸上后才发现之前那个马来女生帮我们拍的照片都洗出来了，还把照片贴在一个盘子上，就是一个纪念品了~ 除了有我们的大合照外，就有Dear的pantene代言照，还有我们俩的合照噢~ 拍得真的很不错，很有纪念价值~大家要好好收藏噢﹋◆

在兰桂坊吃完超级无敌种口味味精餐后，我们就以最快的速度洗澡准备，因为下一站就要到Langkawi cabel car那里了！虽然说以最快的速度，不过我们仨人永远都是最慢的，每次都是其他人都好了，来我们房里看着我们慢慢吹头发，涂头发油，spray头发，涂保湿霜，戴lens。。。哈哈哈！不能怪我们噢，我们仨人最爱美了！嘻嘻！

在cabel car哪一站，起初对我这个畏高症的人来说真的很挑战！缆车都差不多是直直上的叻，可以想象是有多高了吧？哈哈！不过过后总算都敢偷偷往了由上展望的美景~ 真的很漂亮噢，车子都小小滴。。所以人类还更小噢！下了缆车就在下面的rose kopitiam吃了晚餐，很便宜哦，我的一餐才rm9，嘻嘻！虽然饭不是很好吃，不过也还不错啦，旅行的心情总可以把食物都催化得很美味~嘻嘻！

在街上买了一些纪念品和tshirt后，我们就回去休息了~因为真的超累的叻。。大约十一点多，大家就聚在我们房间“劈”酒了，哈哈！虽然说是“劈”酒，可是本小姐只是喝了两口Heneiken就没喝了，觉得很苦叻，哈哈！ah ba就喝到变身为大伯公，脸超红的，很可爱噢~ 所以过了一下，ah ba就和sook wai回房休息了咯~ 剩下的酒就是mervin,Dada, Dear + ah bi解决掉的。。结果呢，最后的他们对一直对着我傻笑，真的有点恐怖，哈哈！这一晚，Dear的一个插曲，让大家都吓到了。。不过在我们的超级无敌温暖牌+细心呵护下，总算安稳的睡了~ 我们永远都会陪在你身边，支持你的噢~ 爱你哦~ Dear。。☆

□〓第三天〓□

隔天早上，吃完午餐后就一直忙着找clinic了，因为Dear病倒了。。不幸的是可能当天是星期五，所以大半的点都没开叻！最后我们决定在一间clinic前等他开门咯~在等待的时候，Dear在吃了penadol和喝了酸酸的lemon tea后竟然好转了！不懂是penadol的功效还是lemon tea叻，嘻嘻！

过后我们就冲着去购买我最爱的巧克力了咯！兴奋~ 大家都买了很多哦~ 平均都是百多的，哈哈！其中最夸张的莫过于Dear了，买得好像都不用钱的噢~不过也是因为他姐姐要送人咯，嘻嘻！疯狂购物后，我们就到eagle square拍照了咯~ 那里真的是暴晒的地方叻，超晒的！在这里只拍了一些照片。。在这里也发现ah bi发烧了。。可怜的他。。只想快快把他送回家休息呢。。
买了船票，搭上了油轮，我们就离开了Langkawi了。。

告别了Langkawi，也代表着我们第一个一起的旅行也告一段落了，嘻嘻！
虽然有些地方并没有如期去到，不过，整个行程都还蛮充实的，大家也玩得很开心。。
一起在房间哈拉，一起留意马路地点，一起在车上唱歌，一起在车上小睡，一起拍照，一起选购，一起坐开的超快的van，一起坐也开得超快的快艇，一起大笑，一起享受这个旅程~◎
这个旅程真的是个很美好的回忆~ 增进了大家的感情，也添加了我们共同的美好回忆！真希望我们下个旅程会更美好噢~

旅行（上篇）

2009-12-15T05:43:00.000-08:00

8/12
星期二
下午三点

当时的我，正在整理着自己的行李，因为明天就要去浮罗交怡岛玩了，当时还可真兴奋..
过后，我需要去载我的蜜糖到我家等，所以我就静悄悄的冲去她的家..到了她的家时还问她，“你现在好了吗？如果我现在来有没有问题？” 当时还好她说可以来了，不然我就要直接撞门进去帮她“准备准备”一下...哈哈哈！过后去到她的家时，发觉时间还剩很多，结果就看了一些变态的戏（ SAW Series）不过我的蜜糖蛮勇敢的哦，看了都不会觉得恶心，有些男生看了都受不了.. 还好妈妈没一起看，不然一定抦我的.. 在他家期间好像没什么特别的事，都花时间研究有的没的，真是的！好可惜我没亲眼看到比比，也没机会抱她，不过等她再大些，我就可以抱她了，嘻嘻！接下来时间到了，我就载我的蜜糖到我家坐，过后就和我家人一起去吃晚餐~ 说到晚餐，还蛮丰富的，不过就是那个鸡肉硬了一点，不然的话就perfect了.. 吃完之后，爸爸就开车载我们到“雨盛妈妈”的家去了.. 到那儿时，发觉家里都很静，原来她的家人都睡觉了，好像很早哦，哈哈！过后大家就去房间休息了，休息的时间总是美好的时光，我总是这么认为的，嘻嘻~

9/12
星期三
凌晨三点半

睡到一半被闹钟吵醒了，结果就硬硬爬起来了..冲凉，洗脸，刷牙，吹头等等，就花了算小时的时间了,所以出门前都必须提早醒来做准备的 =) 等多一下，Mervin 就驾车来了，那时是五点了，我们都问为什么那么迟的时候，才发现他带错GPS（那天他带的GPS是专门兜远路的）没办法咯，不过时间还是足够的.. 去到亚罗士打那边，等老爷来带路，过后就到码头了.. 坐的船不是很大架，不过还好啦，还有冷气吹~ 路途中船的身体一直在晃，都不能入睡，结果就和蜜糖一起看戏咯，时间过得蛮快的，一下子就到达目的地了~ 一去到那边时，好像都六神无主，都不知要干什么的，就先到妈妈档坐下来，吃早餐好了..吃了之后，朋友租好了车子，就前往我们订了的酒店，玛丽最好！不过去到那边，好像不是最好的，有种要塌下来的感觉，但是那边地方很不错，一出来就是海边了~ 先把行李寄放在酒店之后，就往下一点走，就到达了UnderWorld，单单看外面的鱼缸，放了几只航空母舰，就觉得好兴奋，所以大家都换了票，兴奋地进去了~ 进到里面，才发觉其实鱼少了很多，因为之前那边有被人下毒药，一部分的鱼都死光了，所以进去看的鱼都没什么特别，不过里面还是有一些航空母舰哦.. 还有，我第一次摸到海星，把整只海星捉着拍照，感觉不错.. 里面还有那些企鹅，超可爱的，有些还有头发的，站在那边，动也不动，任人拍照（也许是麻木了，不想动了）过后还看到很大只的魔鬼鱼，直接停在玻璃上休息，理都不理我们.. 走了一阵子后，就出来了，都在说看得不值得，因为里面其实不是很多东西看而已，所以大家就浪费钱了..还好有拍照，还值回一些，XD 出来之后大家都累了，结果就回酒店check in，分配好房间后就各自休息了.. 我才休息不久，就有人来我的房间做赌神了，结果又爬起来看他们玩牌咯，顺便吃杯面..吃完过后，各自又回去休息，等到六点多，大家又一起到海边去走走，看看海边的风景，不过我们在那边做了很多很疯的事情，爆笑！走到时间差不多了，胃一直在撞墙了，大家就一起走路到附近的海鲜店吃..吃的味道不是很好，因为煮的鱼有鱼腥的味道，其他的菜就还好，不是说特别好吃，不过，精彩的地方，就是这餐够贵，叫的东西才这么点点而已，而且是鸡蛋青菜，吃到来也要一百多，我顶！在大三脚吃这种东西，最多五十而已，不过那边是做游客生意，所以价钱一定是这样子的，没办法咯，就下次要聪明些了，哈哈！吃完之后，就开始在附近逛逛，寻找价钱最“特别”的墨镜~ 因为不想被砍，所以一直先做市场调查，问完一间又一间，终于让我们找到了世上最便宜的（其实只是那边最便宜的）墨镜了~ 大家开始就在选墨镜，我本身选来选去都选不到，最后是由蜜糖帮我选的，选到了之后我还没拿给档老板时，我的蜜糖开始扶着我，跟我说她要晕了..当时我吓坏了，墨镜直接丢给朋友叫朋友帮我还钱，扶蜜糖到一旁的椅子坐坐~ 看到她脸色苍白，可能是太热吧，过后找到附近有报纸，就拿来帮蜜糖扇风，希望她可以透一透气~ 我明白她当时身体虚弱，不过不知该怎么办，所以就叫朋友先回去，把车子驾到面前来，扶她上车回去休息.. 一回到房间，就让她在床上休息，给她吃药，过后就让她在床上闭目养神.. 其他人都跑到另一间房间去喝酒，不过我没去，我知道我要照顾她，所以就呆在她身边了.. 很幸运地，过了一段时间，蜜糖就没事了，那时好高兴哦~ 嘻嘻！那时就跟她一直谈天，因为她说太早了，睡不着，所以就聊聊天咯..不过我还是希望她可以多休息，快快恢复能量，明天就可以出去玩了.. 之后轮到“要人兜远路的嗒嗒”出现了，不过那时他应该醉了，所以他可能不知道他自己在干什么，过后他又回自己的房间了.. 然后大家就各自睡觉了（休息时光真的很美好哦，XD），就这样过了旅行的第一天~ ^^

还有下文，是旅行的第二和第三天..不过等过后才写了，现在累了,先休息一下~ 哈哈！

2009-12-01T10:17:00.000-08:00

當
這感覺未發生　
不知道你光臨
我大概還可繼續散心

無奈我的心　
不經意著了燈
為得不到的吸引　
令我不糾纏亦不忍

當　
他手放在你身
才想到我是好友永遠沒權利去傷感

忘記受過傷害　
施捨最假的愛
也會令我肯相信這段感情避不開
忘記如何忍耐
但期待一夜之間醒過來
我和你便已如戀人熱愛

想　
想一世待你好　
不需要有出路
那是我唯一快樂　

其實期望未算高　不擁抱便跌倒
付出的都不苦惱　被愛的當然未知道

好　即使我未夠好
連哭一聲都不配你便提示我怎做

感激遇到你

2009-11-20T09:04:00.001-08:00

这是爱承诺用心恋爱
注定要和你同步飞身爱海
谁人是最爱
全程投入去爱　有你每日也精彩
永远与你一起　日後都只爱你
永远的心动每日也令我回味　珍惜就像调味
能维系便铭记　爱你能教我幸福一世纪
Oh Baby, I love you, I love you everyday
永远的心动每日也令我回味　珍惜就像调味
能维系便铭记　爱你能教我幸福一世纪
感激遇到你
这是爱承诺用心恋爱
注定要和你同步飞身爱海
谁人是最爱
全程投入去爱　有你每日也精彩
永远与你一起　日後都只爱你
永远的心动每日也令我回味　珍惜就像调味
能维系便铭记　爱你能教我幸福一世纪
Oh Baby, I love you, I love you everyday
永远的心动每日也令我回味　珍惜就像调味
能维系便铭记　爱你能教我幸福一世纪
感激遇到你

十一月的事

2009-11-06T23:44:00.000-08:00

现在的时间：11月07日 3:45pm
时间踏进了十一月，也就是大学大考的时间..
这段期间，折磨了不少人..
有些人为了大考，彻夜不眠，时时刻刻都在看着书..
不管是早上，中午，下午，傍晚，黄昏，晚上，夜晚，深夜，凌晨
不管是子时，丑时，寅时，卯时，辰时，巳时，午时，未时，申时，酉时，戌时，亥时
总之，就是二十四小时，都在面对着书本..
吃早餐时，手上拿着一本书..
吃午餐时，桌上放着一本书..
上厕所时，菊花夹着一本书..
所以说旧书是黄色的，因为那本书被很多人夹过..
味道可能也比较与众不同..
就连睡觉时，脸上也盖着一本书..
甚至半夜还会梦到给书追..
有时走在大学的路上，看到很多学生，一边走路，一边喃喃自语..
都不知道是不是在背什么秘籍，还是在背考试的答案..
有些还边背边抠菊花，真怀疑是不是在背廖大虾的绝世武功 "乱世菊花乱抖功" 的口诀..
不过这次的考验，是文学的，不是武学..
所以就算会"乱世菊花乱抖功"也没有用..
最多考完后找老师使出"乱世菊花乱抖功"来报仇而已..
考场中什么表情都看得到..
有些是兴奋的，有些悲哀的，有些掴头捉痒，有些望天花板，有些一小时就走出考场..
一些甚至好像发狂一样，得了疯狗症，发羊癫，直接把考卷扭成一团..
那些没看过疯狗症，发羊癫的人，可以到考场去看看，绝对免费，不另收入门票..
不过考场没卖爆米花，请自行携带..
小弟本身是不读书的，因为从不买课本，所以读不到书了..
到了考试前几天，才慢慢看老师给的slide..
虽然时间不是很足够，不过小弟还是有时间到脸书翻查一下，释放压力..
压力来自为什么每个人的武器都是加十的，只有我的是加八的..太不公平了吧..
打我都特别痛，好不甘心，决定不玩了..还是读书吧..
谢谢我的朋友，教了我如何去背一些复杂的东西..因为他的背功是无敌的..
他曾记过整本Biology 的书，能一字不漏地写出来..真是服得五体投地.. orz
谢谢你陪我一起读书，让我看slide路上不孤单~ ^^v
不过因为时间很急促，所以就乱背一番了..
考试的时候，背得到的，就写上去，背不到的，就靠“掰”..
所有考试的人，一定要拜神，拜完神，就成了掰神..英文名为Byson..
上了大学，就苦练一种专用来应付考试的武功，命名为"爆劲无敌轰炸术"..
每逢考试的时候，小弟必用四阶六轰炸术来应付考试..
有时觉得自己的轰炸术还蛮强的，内容会让老师汗颜..
不过如果不写的话，那小弟肯定吃鸡蛋了..
现在考试也到了中期，考的科目也考了一半..
不过考试期间也没什么压力，都靠掰的..

好希望考试快快过完..自己就不需要再背东西了..
考完之后，就要去旅行了..很期待的旅行..
可以放轻松自己，大家朋友一起去玩，绝对期待..
总希望大家可以很享受这个旅行，一起开心的玩，没有烦恼的..
答应要享受旅行的朋友，记得诺言哦..不要想太多..
是朋友旅行团，没有其它意思，不要误会了..
少了任何一个人，旅行也缺乏意义了..所以大家都是compulsory邀出席的XD

廖大虾说langkawi 很多地方玩的，我也信了..所以这次一定要尽兴而归..
说到廖大虾，最近可真风骚，每天都在发姣..而且是一浪接一浪..
看到的人，都不知该如何阻止他发浪..只能汗颜..
上篇提到廖大虾为情所困，未能挥慧剑，斩情根..
现在就直接困进爱情的范围，当场就带了“妈妈”给子女们看..
情花苞开的廖大虾，再也不是当年响当当的无敌廖大虾，小弟的肩膀得以释怀..
不过廖大虾找到了自己的幸福，子女们当然也为他高兴，祝福他们~
还有一点，在自己的SW 面前，请自重，不要再像以前运用按摩大法在我身上了..

LNNS 这个名字不存在了，不过却换成另一个名字，至于是什么名字，只有特定人知道..
LNNB 也随风而去，变成其它名字了，不过新的名字听起来还蛮爽的 XD
谢谢你的支持，这些都放在心里..窝心^^
接下来我也许有个困难要面对，请打救我，只要收留我就好了..
因为你都知道，那班人都失去了理智，你不救我，我就完蛋了..
晚上发梦都会梦到我变成了雪人..好恐怖..>.<
我不想变雪人...=.=|||

下个星期还有networking 的考试，都不知怎样考了..
还好小弟还有个老兄可以救我，谢谢你一直以来的帮忙..感谢不尽..

小弟肚子有点饿了，不写了，就在此结束..
考完试后会接下去写下文~ ^^v

心愿便利贴

2009-09-30T08:29:00.000-07:00

一天一天贴进你的心
你开心我关心
一点一滴我都能感应
你是我最美的相信

等不到双子座
流星雨撒满天际
先点燃九天仙女棒代替
最灿烂不一定要许多钻石黄金
看你眼睛有幸福的倒影

把你的讨厌讲几遍送到天边
平凡的傻事用了心变成谨言
存满满的心愿便利贴贴出无限
就是我们最富有的宣言

把你的喜欢每一天复习两遍
清晰的语言我的天统统应验（都为你提早应验）
你和我的心愿便利贴贴心里面

收起感动以后怀念

总觉得这首歌好甜蜜哦~
不开心时听听几遍，心情会好起来哦。。哈哈~

假期最后一天的感想（又与阿爸有关系的故事）

2009-09-27T08:02:00.000-07:00

总觉得浑身不自在, 心里好像有什么事情，但是却无法说出是什么事情。
心里想着想着，在努力的思考。
为什么，我的心会越跳越快, 到底是什么事情，在我心中拖着我呢？
尽量放松自己，试着去寻找。。
因为这件事情，一定是很重要的，不然的话心里不会这么的忐忑不安。。
结果还是想不到呢。。该怎么办好呢？
心中好懊恼。。
为什么！！！
为什么我的记忆。。是如此的差。。
就因为记忆差。。就可导致我忘了重要事情。。
想到这。。我的心中就只有无奈。。
眼中发呆，只有感叹。。
为什么要这样子呢？是我没资格吗？
没办法把事情记好吗？
每当想到这，心里就觉得很酸。。。
身体不舒服，为什么会这么酸？
细想之下，原来是胃酸。。
我怎么可能会为这伤心？我才不是俗辣呢！
我应该想办法解决才对。。
“死鬼仔，快下来吃饭啦。。”原来是妈妈叫我吃饭去。。
把心情从新调整，承诺自己不再为这事情难过。。
当我走到饭桌时，意外的事情发生了。。
我终于想起了。。我还未做的事情。。
一条精美包装，味道绝美的巧克力。。
我怎么还没去品尝呢？（不要打我)
实在太不应该了。。
原来还未做的事情，竟就是品尝这绝品的巧克力。。
品尝完毕后，觉得很过瘾。。好久没有这么舒爽的感觉了。。
心在想，如果每天都能品尝这巧克力，那该有多好啊？
巧克力，一种甜品，能够让人觉得好幸福的感觉。。
因为在巧克力成份中，有一种叫苯基胺的化学物质。。
能令人产生类似性快感的感觉，激发人们荷尔蒙的分泌。。
会产生亢奋,跟热恋的感觉绝对相似。。
巧克力虽然是甜的，但是吃过之后，会有一些微酸的感觉。。
因为有乳酸的原因，所以就会有了酸酸的感觉。。
就有如恋爱中，有甜也有酸。。生活中添加许多色彩。。
吃过巧克力后，就去开电视。。
发觉没什么节目，就自己放光碟看好了。。
找着找着，竟被我发现我之前买的周星驰系列光碟。。
实在太好了，好久没看这么废的电影。。
虽然很废，但我还是被搞笑情节逗笑了。。
总是想着，人开心也是一天，不开心也是一天。。
当然要开开心心过日子啊。。所以我选择乐观些。。
伤心的事情，写在沙上，大风一跨，就随风而去。。
开心的事情，永远永远都记在心上。。
在大学生活中，让我体会了很多事情。。
朋友之间的相处，有甜也有酸。。
我也学了如何去处理酸的过程，虽然是酸，却是一个体验。。
回忆起酸的过程，就觉得害怕。。事情总不是一般的顺利。。
想着，我怎么觉得越来越酸呢？
原来嘴里含着三粒酸梅呢，怪不得这么酸啦。。
把酸梅吐过之后，继续的回忆些甜美的画面。。
总喜欢在学校里吹水，车大炮，以夸张手法在自圆其说。。
殊不知巴赖车已经停在校园内，准备捉人了。。
还好本身有张巴赖卡，只要被捉，巴赖卡一出，统统倒下。。
到至今，还能够生存，全靠巴赖卡。。
巴赖卡属于高级物品，不是一般人可以看到的。。
曾见此物者，武功高强的，将会武功全废，当场被拉去疯人院当院长。。
如是普通人，又没修任何神功，将会重伤不治，就算没死，也当场被拉出去处理掉。。
要破巴赖卡，只有混合帝王九九神功以及无敌钢管秀，才能抵挡巴赖卡的威力。。
但是最近才发觉，原来还有其它武功可以抵挡巴赖卡。。
不但可抵挡，还可以攻其弱点，达到胜利的形势。。
那就是失传已久的“乾坤扭转爆筋无敌之按摩大法” （万佛朝宗的音乐已经响起）
单算武功名字数，都已经劲到仆街。。（总共13个）
当今就只有廖大虾能够使出而已。。
廖大虾的第二绝世武功，是能够把自己置于死地而后生，反败为胜。。命名为“乱世菊花乱抖功”。。
此神功需要牺牲自己的菊花，等待敌人欲置自己于死地，戳进自己的菊花时，运用“乱世菊花乱抖功”心法。。
此时此刻，菊花将产生一种无形的力量，把对方的武功全吸，再用抖功把对方的内脏震得四分五裂。。
可视为天下最变态的武功。。只可惜廖大虾为情所困，未能挥慧剑，斩情根。。
不然的话，必能成为武林盟主。。可惜啊（可囍啊）
唉，我的毛病又发作了，总喜欢把话题扯开。。
我喜欢看金庸的小说，武侠的故事。。
故事里总有绝世无敌的武功，不过看了蛮兴奋的。。
如果现实生活中，可以拥有这些武功就好了。。
把讨厌的人，统统吃我降龙十八掌。。
现实中，我就只能吃肉粽（bak zhang）。。
常听到“月光光，照地堂。。”（钱花光，吃蟑螂。。）
现在也靠近中秋节了，家里难免多了些月饼。。
走出门外，也看见一些小朋友在点蜡烛，放灯笼。。
这些童年对于我，已经不存在了。。
童年已成回忆，小时候的嬉戏也只能回味。。
如果现在想玩回童年的游戏，不知有谁愿意陪我玩呢？或许会骂我白痴吧。。
小时候无忧无虑的日子，可真是幸福呢。。
真想回到过去。。（想回到过去试着让故事继续至少不再让你离我而去。。）
写了这么多，肚子开始有点饿了。。
依然记得有个可爱猫蛋妹（俗称LNNS），说要煮东西给我吃。。害我好感动（不是敢动）呢。。
至于她煮的东西，就不知道敢动不敢动了。。
她说补品很容易煮，煮出来时是补品还是毒品就不知道了。。哈哈。。
不过我已经答应她我会拼了，不管煮得怎样都照杀，所以各位请祝我好运~
今天就到此为止。。因为要回去大学读书了。。囧
说太多话，家对面会起更多的巴赖。。所以不谈了。。
大家晚安~

终极华语之乱写篇

2009-09-03T23:07:00.000-07:00

林北久无华写，而无法好写之，故以乱写替之，是以文章。

秋风吹来，一阵寒意，令吾感叹。
人生短暂，数几十年，何须拘之。
忠言逆耳，逆来顺受，有何惧之。
破口大骂，乱喷口水，此为强者。
强者欲骂，学者听之，忍气吞声。
气闷心里，无法发泄，有损健康。
治疗方法，分享亲友，释放愤怒。
成群好友，愿意聆听，随时候命。
何谓幸福，声旁待有，数位知己。
一起分享，一起发泄，一起解决。
肩膀虽无，无法释怀，伤心感概。
关怀肩膀，已在身旁，随可用之。
开怀大笑，一天三分，绝佳良药。
每天微笑，可保青春，绝代佳丽。
吾永远于背后挺你。

世间感叹，爱情友情，无法缺一。
阿爸感叹，柠檬两片，伤心不已。
近而有变，桃花甚多，性情大发。
亲友关怀，得以问之，终知案情。
欲问详情，却扮白痴，天真无知。
查以脸书，爱情算盘，得以告知。
阿爸安蒂，九八巴仙，兴奋至极。
告知阿爸，面无表情，心中压郁。
自知自控，举旗不定，终露马脚。
阿爸想之，驾车乱来，欲罢不能。
去到房间，欲开木门，却有三孔。
追问之下，阿爸英明，使以解之。
欲告安蒂，阿爸发功，按摩大法。
按摩大法，力大无穷，肩膀酸痛。

吾至今依然痛之~

First day bek home after start the school

2009-07-10T09:07:00.000-07:00

Today is the first day i bek to home after the school start..although just 5 days dint sleep at home..but i still miss my beds so much..
Lucky my school nt far from my house,abo i will be sienz for it.Even my new hostel is better than before one,but home is the best for me~
I owes look for the holiday so i can go bek to my home and enjoy at home.My hostel actually is a nice place,but have a bad thing is,every morning 5.30am the big onion will sing a long song towards my hostel..i owes get awake by this song..sometimes feel so sienz with it..so home is best for me~~ woohoo~ ^^

FirstBlood

2009-07-09T22:14:00.002-07:00

Today is sum ppl that have too much free time and ask me to write sumthing on this blog.Anyway sumtimes i also have free time to write this kind of thing.I think this can improve my english also coz my english is damn c2pid..try my best to share my c2pid english with my fren ^^v